It is bloody hot. Like seriously hot. It feels like summer so I keep having to remind myself that it is only March.
Yesterday saw the highest temperature of the year so far whilst today's temperature is set to top that of yesterday.
"What have you been doing Alex? What thrilling adventures have you been getting up to in the sun?"
I shall dissapoint you with my response, because I would tell you in a stern manner that "I've been writing my dissertation". I would probably also poke you just to hit home the seriousness of that statement.
Yes it's that time of the year when students who have been very stupid and not written their dissertations well in advance suddenly start panicking and spend every waking minute writing what is essentially just a very big essay.
I am one of those very stupid students.
However, I think I have a legitimate excuse for my poor effort so far on this very large essay. You see, it is on what I consider a really boring topic. My dissertation is about House of Lords Reform since 1997.
"What a bad topic to be stuck with!" You would sympathise.
"...I chose it..." I would respond back in an embarrassed and hushed tone.
Yes, I was that stupid that I chose my own topic and didn't think at the time about how dull it would be. I mean, it is seriously dull. I wouldn't wish this topic on my worst enemy.
Therefore, in this unseasonably warm weather, I have been stuck indoors reading, researching, analysing and writing my very boring dissertation. I just want to go outdoors and meet up with my friends, throw a frisbee in the park and have lunches out in the sun. This is like some cruel academic punishment.
I might just pop out for five minutes into the sun and top up my tan. Dissertations write themselves, right?
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